Directed by: Don Schain
Actors: Cheri Caffaro, Aharon Ipale, Vic Diaz
Country: USA | Phillipines
Also known as: Bella y peligrosa, Die tödliche Lady, Final Hit, Liian kova miehille, Samantha Fox missione Manila,
Description: This is a very enjoyable exploitation romp. Caffaro is a hitman taking out the criminal underworld in the Philippines. If you’re a white slaver, or a smuggler, or a drug lord you better watch out!!! But this hitman doesn’t just shoot your ass (usually). She’s going to kill you in some sort of bizarre semi-accidental looking manner.
Unfortunately she’s got a soft spot for detectives who wear smokin’ ass leisure suits with awesome ties and clown-sized collars with super sweet kung fu skillz. Will it be her undoing? Are her kung fu skillz a match for her pimpalicious detective boyfriend’s? Or will the two of them settle down and make little kung fu pimpalicious fashion challenged hitbabies? I don’t know, but when you’re thinking about maybe making some kung fu pimpalicious fashion challenged hitbabies the best thing you can do in the interim is get in a little practice. And they do. So watch this sweet ass flick today.